Where are you panties?

Every day I get asked some funny questions. At least they are funny to me.

Yesterday I was asked, "Where are your panties?" and for one moment I was tempted to say ," On my bum." but instead, with a straight face, asked," Did you want girls or boys?"

On a usual basis I get asked, where's your pyjamas, where's your underwear or socks. and other articles of clothing, as if the ones our store sells are personally mine.

Sometimes over the PA system I hear, "Will the associate in pyjamas call..."

and I think, who's wearing pyjamas to work?

then there are those who are having parties and I am not invited.... "Will John please come to the check outs, your party is waiting for you."

this week I also had a strange phone call. The lady asked me about the pyjamas and then said, "That was lovely music while I was on hold, where can I get it?"

Now think about it, if it was on the phone while you were on hold, how would I have heard it and how should I know where you can get it?

so as I uncrossed my eyes, I replied, "I am sorry I have no idea where you can get it."

oh well, so many things come dribbling out of our mouths when our brains are not quite in gear or else I just have an odd sense of humor but at least I have something to laugh about every day.

— Kareen
Fri, Dec 5^th, 2008 · 6:30am ↑

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